'Jisko kuch nahi aata woh actor hi banta hai', 'Bangkok ayaashi ki rajdhani hai': 20 dialogues from 'The Shaukeens' that are bound to make you laugh

The original 'Shaukeens' featuring AK Hangal, Utpal Dutt and Ashok Kumar is till considered a cult classic. While we have our reservations with the film's remake 'The Shaukeens'- the actors Anupam Kher, Annu Kapoor, Piyush Mishra along Lisa Haydon and Akshay Kumar manage to bring in some laughs. The dialogues play an important part in every film, especially if it's a comedy. The humour in 'The Shaukeens' is a tad bit self depreciating, poking fun at one self more than others- and that works for the film's narrative immensely.

There are spoilers in the story. In case you haven't watched the film yet, please come back to the story later.

We list out 20 hilarious dialogues from the film that are bound to bring a smile on the viewer's face.

The narrator talking about Piyush Mishra: Finally jab inhoney socha ki ab biwi key saath tehlein, tab tak unki biwi hi duniya sey tehel gayi.

Piyush Mishra while staring at a woman exercising at a park: Badan bata raha hai married hai

After being ditched by escorts, Annu Kapoor: Do kori ki ladkiyan, toofani mardo ko Buddha bolti hai

Annu Kapoor: Bangkok mein har 500 meter mein 50 ladki milti hai

Anupam Kher: Ab humare liye Delhi safe nahi

Annu Kapoor: Bangkok ayaashi ki rajdhani hai

Anupam Kher's son: Passport mein Bangkok ka thappa (laga), matlab character less ka certificate

After reaching Mauritius airport and spotting Indian couples on their honeymoon, Anupam Kher exclaims: Lagta hai Karol bagh mein aa gaye hai. Yaha toh sab desi hai

Anupam Kher to Piyush Mishra: Kiya kuch nahi hai pehle se guilty mehsoos karwa raha hai

After watching an overweight stripper pole dancing at strip club, Anupam Kher exclaims: Agar isne kapde utare mera mahilaon se mann uth jayega

Lisa Haydon: I am an earth child. Piyush Mishra: Kya bol rahi hai? Annu Kapoor: Zameen ki aulad hai

Lisa Haydon: Mere status message pe sirf 11 likes hai aur uske 43 likes hai. So humiliating.

Akshay Kumar: Waise bhi 20 saal se kar hi kya raha hoon. Helicopter se utar raha hoon or chadh raha hoon

Director to Akshay Kumar: Kya ukhad lenge national ward jeet ke. Do minute ka interview on Doordarshan, bas.

Director to Akshay Kumar: Achhi film ka kya chaatna hai, achhi film DVD pe dekhne ke liye hoti hai

Annu Kapoor to Anupam Kher: Patparganj ke kulche jaise shakal ...aur rock star!?

Anupam Kher: Tumhare liye double roti sekhwa doon? Piyush Mishra: Tumhare liye chaata sekhwadoon, mooh ke liye

Anupam Kher to Piyush Mishra:Kaha Ahana (Haydon) Gucci aur Armani ka showroom aur kaha tu lassan aur hing ka thela

Director to Akshay Kumar: Tum se kuch nahi hota sirf khiladi picture karna aata hai. Saala non actor!

Akshay Kumar to Lisa Haydon: Jisko kuch nahi aata woh actor hi banta hai. Mujhe hi dekh lo