Do you often come back from watching a film and feel really disappointed? Like you just didn't have a good time? I know, I do every now and then. And that makes me really mad. Because you know, going to the movies is meant to be a fun outing, it's meant to be an enjoyable experience.
It's meant to be your escape from reality. I mean, you pay the price of a movie ticket to take a break from your own life. So you deserve to have a good time. All said and done, most things considered, films are great.
But here's our take on how to make them just a little bit better. So prepare yourself for '12 Ways to Improve The Movies'. With tongue firmly in cheek, here are a few suggestions on just how to make the movies much more fun.
- Shorten every film by 30 minutes.
- Ban babies in cinema halls.
- Adapt good books. Don't copy Hollywood films.
- No more Telugu remakes.
- Allow Aishwarya only to be directed by Sanjay Leela Bhansali.
- Money-back offer to everyone who pays to watch an Amisha Patel film.
- Cast Aamir and Shah Rukh together in a film directed by Ramgopal Varma.
- Ban the Darshan brothers - Dharmesh and Suneel Darshan.
- Make Sunny Deol and Rajkumar Santoshi kiss and make up.
- Piping hot buttered popcorn.
- More leg room between cinema seats.
- Insist Mallika Sherawat dress in a bikini in every film.
Now, your turn - give us your tips on 'How to improve the movies...'
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