How to Troll on Minecraft

Steps

Download a variety of mods to troll with, such as the Changeling mod, where you can change your player to anyone else. If you do so, then you can destroy before switching back to yourself. It is simple and quick to use, not to mention effective.

Download "Be Herobrine." Mod, that causes you to become the fabled Herobrine. Herobrine never existed in any version of Minecraft, but you can trick people into thinking that he did.

Have your name changed, which happens in the download. You can't go out in sunlight, any skin you have applied turns straight into the Herobrine skin, and you can even ride spiders in the same way you ride pigs.

Do one more mod. The MC "Slender" mod is a great way to scare newcomers. Slender, as we should all know, is a game based on the fabled Slenderman myth. It includes Slenderman armour and a Slenderman facemask. Endermen are taller, but you can also get Slenderman, who kidnaps you. He makes you Nauseate and poisons you, and it slowly drives you insane. It's a great way to freak the living daylights out of people.

Traps

Make a simple Obsidian trap, and it would be Impossible to escape on Survival. You take a piece of flat land, about five squares by five squares. In each corner, you add three pieces of obsidian. After making four pillars, you then make a roof. Make it low enough so you can't jump, but you can move around. It works as a sort of hut. Between each pillar, there should be three spaces. Dig those spaces out, and replace them with "Sticky Pistons," facing up. You should then have nine squares in the center. Stand in the middle of those nine spaces, and put a pressure plate on every other space, apart from the one you are on. Your trap is done. In the space you were in, put a chest in it, and keep it empty. You then put a sign saying, "Free diamonds for anyone who can get in and out first." Learn how this trap snares. They will walk in, realise they were tricked, then, when they step on the pressure plates, they won't be able to get back out. Quick, simple, and you can wait till they get really angry and try to break the machine. It lasts for about five minutes before they escape.Troll on Minecraft Step 6.jpg

Make a simple TNT trap. Simply dig a three-by-three square, two squares deep. One layer, place TNT. The other layer, place sand/dirt/gravel over it. Something that explodes. You put up a sign next to it, and also a dispenser. On the sign, you write "Free diamonds. Step on and wait." They will step on the Pressure plate that you have placed in the center of the nine squares, the TNT will ignite, and BOOM. Instant death.

Damage Dealing

Get splash potions of harming, if you have creative game mode. Make yourself invisible using the "Invisibility potion." And fly above survival users, splashing them with your potions. They won't see you, and it really annoys them.

Snipe them out with arrows. Quick, easy, and very fun.

Challenge them to a PVP match, then use the GodMod cheat. Give them armour and everything, then step back, yell go, and annihilate them with your wooden sword.

General Methods

Spam them.

Grief their houses.

Raid them, and replace their good stuff with not-so-good stuff.

Put Locks on their chests.

Kick them, if you are an admin or OP, for being annoying.